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Category: Celtic/Folk Music

This nifty bundle gives you the complete collection of music CD's by the Bilge Pumps (or at least those CD's that are still in print), "Broadside Buddies", "Brigands with Big'uns", and "Greatest Hits, Vol. VIII".

For the pirate who wants everything and is determined to pay less for it, this is the way to go. So loosen up those pouch strings and prepare yourself to get flooded with musical booty.

The Bilge Pumps' fourth and newest album, "Broadside Buddies" is now available! It features three new original songs, many new traditional songs given our patented piratical twist, and a few songs we've re-recorded from our "We Don't Know" CD which is now out of print. It also has three bonus tracks that will make you feel the need to heave, too. The liner notes also feature a ton of information about the songs on the CD along, including info about the bonus tracks. This CD is also produced in the CD-TEXT format allowing the songs/album/band to be displayed on certain CD players.
Here are the songs available on the CD, along with MP3 clips so you can listen before you buy.

Lowlands Low * Blow Ye Winds * Isle of Tortuga * The Gun Shanty * Rowdy Soul * Ballad of Sam and Marie * Barrett's Privateers * Ballad of Captain Kidd * Sailing * Santiano * Sailor's Hornpipe * Weila Weila * The Mary Ellen Carter * Pump Shanty * Linstead Market * Ramblin' Rover * March of Cambreadth * Leaving of Liverpool * Westering Home * Johnny Jump Up

Released March 2006

The Bilge Pumps' third album, "Brigands with Big'uns" is your chance to listen to a true Bilge Pumps experience! It features a combination of live songs recorded from the Pig & Whistle Pub and Queen Mariah shows in 2002 and songs recorded in the studio... including an original tune. It also contains a couple of bonus tracks to make you laugh your socks off as well.
The enclosed booklet also has some funny discarded album titles and their covers and the liner notes are packed with some information about the songs.
Here is a list of the songs from the CD and mp3 clips of each:

The Smuggler's Song * South Australia * Fire Maringo * Excursion Around the Bay * Rolling Down to Old Maui * Donkey Riding * Pirating the Seas * Weldon * Mrs. McGrath * The Farmer * Day of the Clipper * Botany Bay * Roll the Old Chariot Along * The Dark Lady * The Night Pat Murphy Died * General Taylor * Old Dun Cow

Released March 2003

The Bilge Pumps' second album, "Greatest Hits Vol. VIII" is re-mastered and available again! This new version of the CD has 21 listed songs plus 8 comedy skits (including the 6 not included in the previous version) and 3 not-so-secret bonus tracks. We've packed the full 80 minutes available on the CD full of good pirate stuff!
This recording is full of "piratized" versions of traditional tunes, including our versions of Spanish Ladies (A Pirate's Tale), Son of a Gambolier, All For Me Grog, and more!
This CD is also produced in the CD-TEXT format allowing the songs/album/band to be displayed on certain CD players. Check out the MP3 clips below to sample the songs you know you've gotta have.

Haul Away Joe * Here's to the Morning Glory * Black & Tans * Drunken Sailor * Wop Jamboree * Leave Her Johnny * The Black Ball Line * Roll the Woodpile Down * Haul, Boys, Haul * Cape Cod Girls * Beer * Spanish Ladies (A Pirate's Tale) * Ten Thousand Miles Away * The Flying Cloud * The Derelict * Son of a Gambolier * All For Me Grog * Itches in Me Britches * Beggarman * Eliza Lee * Grey Funnel Line

Released January 2001

The Bilge Pumps' third album, "Brigands with Big'uns" is your chance top listen to a true Bilge Pumps experience! It features a combination of live songs recorded from the Pig & Whistle Pub and Queen Mariah shows in 2002 and songs recorded in the studio... including an original tune. It also contains a couple of bonus tracks to make you laugh your socks off as well.
The enclosed booklet also has some funny discarded album titles and their covers and the liner notes are packed with some information about the songs.
Here is a list of the songs from the cassette and their mp3 clips:

Released March 2003

Believe it! It finally happened! The Bilge Pumps new DVD, entitled "Sail! Everything Must Go!" has finally arrived! It's been many years and tears in the making and now it's here in all of its bilgy glory.
This DVD, with animated menus narrated by the Bilge Pumps' mascot, One-Eyed Willy, features a one-hour Bilge Pumps show recorded on April 5th, 2008 at the University of Oklahoma Medieval Fair with a four-camera shoot and recorded digitally to ensure the best possible quality. It features nine songs, including 2 never before released on CD or DVD. (54 minutes)

This 2-disc DVD set contains hours of bonus features as well:
The Bilge Pumps 2000-2007 - Features 23 songs from 15 different venues showing many of the different lineups throughout the history of the band. (1 hour 13 minutes)
Ridings on a Donkey - A compilation of 73 of the best "Donkey Riding" city name rhymes caught on tape. (33 minutes)
The Bilge Pumps: Beneath the Music - a documentary about the history of the Bilge Pumps from their beginnings through the year 2007. Featuring never before seen footage and pictures detailing the real and not-so-real events that occurred during the band's existence. (1 hour 47 minutes)
Check out a few of the clips below from the main show:

Isn't it Grand? * Roll the Old Chariot Along * The Dark Lady * Pirating the Seas * Sailor's Hornpipe * The Gun Shanty * Weila Weila * Old Dun Cow * Please Don't Take Me Down

Released November 2008

You can't get enough Bilge Pumps antics in your life? Listening to your Bilge Pumps CD's and wondering what in the hell were they doing during that song? Well, your wait is over. Introducing Bilge Pumps live on DVD!
These DVD's, made by our own Phil McGroin the First Mate, feature footage taken from Bilge Pumps shows throughout their early years including venues such as Hawkwood, Louisiana, Mardi Gras Galveston, The Queen Mariah Riverboat, and more!
Just think, your curse will be complete as you can suffer fully while watching the Bilge Pumps perform "Old Dun Cow" over and over and over. Here is a listing of the songs on the disc with links to some video clips.

Black and Tans * Mingalay Boat Song * Grey Funnel Line * Mrs. McGrath * Donkey Riding * Haul Away Joe * Shiver My Timbers * The Farmer * Roll the Woodpile Down * All For Me Grog * Drunken Sailor * The Night Pat Murphy Died * Beer * Johnny Jump Up * Old Dun Cow

Released January 2004

This holiday CD was produced by the Louisiana Renaissance Festival and contains Christmas songs by many of the the musicians from the festival's 2004 show, inluding the Limey Birds, the Bedlam Bards, Smee and Blogg, Vince Conaway, and of course, your favorite pirates performing our own tribute to Christmas, "Pirating a Winter Wonderland".

The Christmas Song - The Limey Birds * Carol of the Bells - Vince Conaway * Boare's Head Carol - The Bedlam Bards * A Piper's Melody - Haggis Rampant * Have Yourself a Limey Little Christmas - The Limey Birds * Joseph, Dearest Joseph Mine - Craig Merlin Broers * Uncle Glorp is Coming to Town - Smee and Blogg * Pirating a Winter Wonderland - The Bilge Pumps * Carol of the Bells - The Limey Birds * Wasail Wasail - The Bedlam Bards * O Come, O Come Emmanuel - Vince Conaway * The Holly and the Ivy - Craig Merlin Broers

Released November 2004

The Bilge Pumps jolly roger, complete with skull & flintlocks, is what all the fashionable pirates are flying during their looting these days.

This flag, made by our own Fanny the Flag Maker is a very sharp-looking embroidered 16" X 12" black flag with white embroidery featuring the Bilge Pumps skull & flintlocks jolly roger.

Looks great on a wall or on a really short flagpole. Fly it with pride, damn ye!

The newest Bilge Pumps T-shirt features the Bilge Pumps skull and flintlocks on the front left breast with the front page of the "Inquisitioner" newspaper on the back. The headlines on the Inquisitioner chronicle some of the crazy life of the Bilge Pumps as we sail through history.

When you're wearing one of these fine articles of clothing, you get bought beer all the time. It's a proven fact!

Plus, if you give one to your boyfriend/girlfriend/latest conquest then they'll be certain to respect you in the morning.

The Bilge Pumps T-Shirts, with the oh-so-spiffy Bilge Pumps' logo on the front left breast and the "Turn of the Century Tour" on the back, is what real pirates wear when they're not pirating or singing... or when they are pirating and singing.

When you're wearing one of these fine articles of clothing, you get bought beer all the time. It's a proven fact! Plus, if you give one to your boyfriend/girlfriend/latest conquest then they'll be certain to respect you in the morning.

The Bilge Pumps ballcap is a black, heavy-duty, double-brimmed ballcap with white holes & button. It has the Bilge Pumps skull & flintlocks embroidered on the front. Made from 100% acrylic, it is one-size-fits-all with its heavy-duty velcro adjustment strap on the back.

Embroidered by our own Fanny the Flagmaker, this hat will show off your pirate loyalties to everyone around your neighborhood.

These ribbon magnets will show the world what cause you really support... the sweet trade of piracy!

If you're feeling political, you can place one on your car, refrigerator, tool box, trailer or other metal object (like a wandering knight) and boldly display your allegiance to the world's first democracy, pirates... more specifically, the Bilge Pumps pirates!

Speaking of placing the magnets on wandering knights, if you take a picture of someone in armor you've placed the magnet on and email it to us (see address at the bottom of the page), your image will be placed on this new gallery!

This 3.5" wide embroidered sew on patch is perfect to sew on your jacket or great coat or your favorite blankie that you hold tightly during the long cold nights at sea when the boogiemen come to steal away your dollies. No better way to show how tough you are.

These 6" X 4.5" window decals are made of transparent vinyl with band name, skull, and flintlocks in white. They go perfectly on the back window of your vehicle... or the side window... or the front window.... hell you'd better get 8 of them just to make sure you've covered all your bases. Then we can start talking about getting some for the windows of your house.

This Bilge Pumps medium-gauge guitar pick features the Bilge Pumps' skull and flintlocks on one side and Sharkbait Simon the Scapegoat's signature on the other side. Now you can feel free to break out your mandolin and start strumming along to off-key Bilge Pumps songs just like our own Scapegoat, unless of course, you'd rather drill some holes in them and turn them into earrings.

These 2" square temporary tattoos are perfect for showing your Bilge Pumps pride... or for getting your children to show it for you. It contains the Bilge Pumps skull and flintlocks logo in black instead of white. They are applied to the skin with water and and will last until removed with oil or alcohol or you shed your skin like a reptile, whichever comes first.

Now you can show your support for your favorite pirates wherever you go with the new Bilge Pumps buttons!

You can choose from a large selection, including: the Bilge Pumps' skull & flintlocks jolly roger, a few group shots of the crew, or you can pick your favorite crew member and keep them next to your heart. One never knows what kind of things a pirate will do to you when your wearing their picture. I guess you'd better try one and find out!

If credit cards aren't your thing and you want to order by mail using a check or money order, click on this link for a printable order form.